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elizabethrobertajones:

uaeveggies-blog:

Pumpkin garden

If these all fell on you…. you… you’d….. get squashed……….

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brarchives:

alma negrot photographed by fe nogueira

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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

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labelleizzy:

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astrophysicist-not-princess:

witdiseased:

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

And sometimes your brain just goes “fuck it, light cue two go” and you scramble up to do the thing right this second Or Else you face the wrath of the stage manager

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aliceavizandum:

fabledanarchy:

That’s Odin

ME: ☝️ no it isn’t

YOU: but that’s clearly-

ME: [sotto voce] Odin gets upset when he feels he isn’t tricking people, just indulge him. [loudly] hail and well met, ordinary subway peasant

ODIN: [to self] the fools…

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fyeahgothicromance:

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rongzhi:

Historical Chinese Barbies

English added by me :)

elusivemellifluence:

baltimoresciencefictionsociety:

[Image description: black and white comic of a woman in a bookstore browsing shelves labelled “Best Sellers”, “New Releases” and “Books You Still Haven’t Finished Yet, Claire”. The word ‘Claire’ is italicised and underlined. End ID]

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lacefuneral:

macromothmicroplastic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

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aleespace:

Everyone stop right there and just look at these signs in the hell. I love them all so much I would love to print them and hang them on my walls

My favorite one is gotta be “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions”

Thank you Neil for paying attention even to those little details!

autumn-n-acorns:

accidentalslayer:

*I wish I knew who the artist of this was so I could give them credit on an incredible job~

Created by Mary Ann

cipheramnesia:

only-tiktoks:

HEY >:[

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depsidase:

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nerdlingwrites:

openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

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